So here's a fun little life hack. When someone starts their conversation with "Call me old fashioned" you can replace it with "I plan to say something stupid".
It's a mathematical law. Andric's law.
Here are some examples:
Example 1: Women
Call me old fashioned but i think a woman's place is at home, barefoot, making food, cleaning and raising babies.
Example 2: Segregation
Call me old fashioned but I don't think negroes should share our facilities.
Example 3: Homosexuality
Call me old fashioned but if I see a man with long hair I automatically think he is gay. And you know how I feel about gays. Terribly.
Example 4: Child Rearing
Call me old fashioned but I think children should been seen and not heard.
Example 5: Race mixingI think I've made myself clear.
Call me old fashioned but I don't like interracial marriage.
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I do not normally respond to comments but either way please be respectful. I do not like censorship but I will remove outright bigotry, racism or rude behavior. We aren't friends and I cannot tell your levels of sincerity so it will be much easier to aggressively prune than it will be to determine the purpose of your comment.